hoe

A sexually promiscuous gardening tool.

"Yeah, I fucked that hoe, but I cut my dick on the edge."

by My pseudonym that appears onli December 05, 2015

hoe

Someone who lets any old color pencil into their sharpener.

Sharkeshia: I heard Antwan's bitch fucked his bestfriend, Lebron

Dolkeshia: What a HOE!

by bishes_gone_be_bishes June 28, 2015

hoe

1: A Whore
2: Slang used in Texas used as a noun (Similar to jawn or joint (Philly and NY))

1 She has sex with everyone! She a Hoe
2 Where is your keys? Oh, I left that hoe in the car

by RWG77 January 08, 2017

hoe

the phenomenon that occurs when you look at a digital clock upside-down at 3:04. This exact time of day is referred to as "hoe"

student 1: dude, its hoe
student 2: hoe, sweet
student 3: HOE!!!!
teacher: HEY! KNOCK IT OFF!

by dkskd September 03, 2006

hoe

What santa actually means when he says ho ho ho.
A garden implement and a form of pleasure.

Santa is calling his three magic hoes

I like to hoe the ground on my garden

by DDSavage July 01, 2015

hoe

a person that tries to ask out as many people as possible and fails to date anyone

i am a hoe

by bigjose November 23, 2018

hoe

a garden tool used for picking weeds.

ive got a dirty old hoe in my garden

by andrew May 28, 2005