alakazam

When you do a girl doggy style , then take it out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on it, then when she turns around, you jack off and cum in har face and say "ALAKAZAM BITCH"

yesterday, my boyfriend gave me an alakazam

by XxXxVeLoCiTyXxXx September 16, 2008

alakazam

1. verb, the act of sneezing and for snot to hang out of your nose.

2. noun, snot

1. oh dear i just alakazamed everywhere

2. ahh theres alakazam everywhere

by Joel weatherhead June 26, 2008

Alakazam

A psychic pokemon owned by Sabrina. Alakazam is the evolved form of Abra. With moves like Kenesis, Psybeam, Confusion and Psywave - Alakazam can easily fuck your shit up. An Alakazam can even bend spoons with its mind.

Sabrina: "My Alakazam won't obey me!"
Ash: " Have you tried spooning with it?"

by ProfessorPsychic March 09, 2010

alakazaming

When you take 1 spoons in each hand and jizz into each then spoon feeding your partner your cum while you flap your arms and say "you do not have enough badges to tame me!!"

My boyfriend was alakazaming me last night

by _xXMinecraftXCODXNewbXx_ June 07, 2017

Alakazam

A unknown magic trick used to kill hippies

"ALAKAZAM" Larry Potter shouted and killed all the hippies in London

by The Worded guy February 11, 2021

Alakazam

Alakazam is normally used in sci-fi or fiction shows, normally used to express a huge burst of action

ALAKAZAM ALAKAZAIM YOUR GOING TO BRAZIL
AND YOUR GONNA FEEL PAIN!

by Subtochaoticcoops February 07, 2023

Alakazam

Just another word of saying “lets smoke some weed” .
You would say this if you are near a family member.

Hey mark lets alakazam. Josh is sleeping rn so your going to have to get over here quick

by Bradleydike March 28, 2022