failure

the United Nations.

The United Nations is a failure.

by nikki8711 November 28, 2010

failure

When your best just isn't good enough.

That's the crappiest fingerpainting I've ever seen, Bobby, you little failure.

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

failure

Our President.

Sadly, he had enough back-up to cover up his faults.

by Ixx April 25, 2005

failure

The New England Patriots 2007-2008 Football Season.

I would take 14-6 over an 18-1 failure any day.

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 February 10, 2008

failure

George W. Bush.
Accept it.

That George W. Bush is such a failure!

by m dogg dizzle fo shizzle October 02, 2005

failure

i. A good excuse not to try.

ii. One who fucks up all the time.

iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.

See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation

Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.

George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

failure

A bad excuse not to try.

You'll never learn from past failures if you don't try.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005