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When your penis wraps all the way around your waist and then enters into your own rectum.

Pronounced:
Con-faw-da-maw
"When I got drunk I woke up with a confodoma."
by Dr. Aarben October 25, 2012

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1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios.

2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.
Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"

Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."
by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013

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Pseudoporn in reference to media describes an image or that which creates an image which is borderline pornographic and in some debatable cases, actually softcore porn.

Pseudoporn can be found in various forms of media including but not limited to: animé, comics, young adult novels, and PG13 movies.

Pseudoporn is often used to draw in a larger viewership by teasing the audience with sexual content, but never giving them what they expect or want.
I went to an R rated movie last night expecting some action, but I was disappointed to find it was just pseudoporn. If I wanted to watch porn I'd just have stayed home!
by Dr. Aarben November 05, 2014

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To buppity ones boppity while they beepity ones boopity.
Person 1 - "Why are you so happy?"
Person 2 - "I just did a bippity."
Person 1 - "No way!"
by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013

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1. A word representing a fictional place. It is used for when you are in your place of residence and someone mentions that they are out of town.

2. A joking response to "Where are you?"
Person 1 - "Hey I'm in Maine, what's up?"
Person 2 - "Hey I'm in Stazigstan, nothing much."
by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013

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To gain, collect, or acquire something unto your possession.
I am going to obtain an STI from this chick in Chicago, its gonna be rad.
by Dr. Aarben November 10, 2014

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Bay-stea

An adjective used by Western-Canadians for describing something negatively. Usually used for describing a bad situation or an ugly person.
1: "Oh fuck I crashed into a fire hydrant"

2: "Aw that's bastey, man."

-Later-
1: "Hey man what do ya think of that firefighter chick?
2: "She's fucking bastey, dude!
1: "You can say that again, eh!"
by Dr. Aarben November 26, 2012

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