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A slang term for asking someone to pass you a/the goose. Common amongst eastern Canadians.

Guy One: Pass the goose, guy.
Guy Two: oh you mean paskooska
by Dr. Aarben November 10, 2014
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To gain, collect, or acquire something unto your possession.
I am going to obtain an STI from this chick in Chicago, its gonna be rad.
by Dr. Aarben November 10, 2014
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1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios.

2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.
Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"

Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."
by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013
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When your penis wraps all the way around your waist and then enters into your own rectum.

"When I got drunk I woke up with a confodoma."
by Dr. Aarben October 25, 2012
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To buppity ones boppity while they beepity ones boopity.
Person 1 - "Why are you so happy?"
Person 2 - "I just did a bippity."
Person 1 - "No way!"
by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013
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An adjective used by Western-Canadians for describing something negatively. Usually used for describing a bad situation or an ugly person.
1: "Oh fuck I crashed into a fire hydrant"

2: "Aw that's bastey, man."

1: "Hey man what do ya think of that firefighter chick?
2: "She's fucking bastey, dude!
1: "You can say that again, eh!"
by Dr. Aarben November 26, 2012
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To obtain that which was lost
I regained all my confidence that in lost after the baseball incident.
by Dr. Aarben November 10, 2014
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