Urban Dictionary: naked

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Anything meaning bare, mostly, but not limited to:

- Unclothed

-Seeing something with your naked eye (There being no obstruction between your pupils and the event/object

-Naked flame, a flame that has no shielding.

- To be naked of all pride/possessions, to not be proud of yourself or your actions/ to have no possessions.

"I want naked chicks!"

"The sun can blind a naked eye"

"No naked flames on the service station forecourt- Fire hazard"

"I couldn't pay up so I left the bar naked"

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

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Jul 25 Word of the Day

cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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Naked

When a person is without clothes and there bare body is exposed

Craig : Why are you holdin your crotch man?
Chad : I busted open my nuts last night!
Craig : Ouch what the fuck happened wild sex or something?
Chad : No I was pounding Katie when Kiersten came in her room and caught us!
Craig : Damn dude Kiersten must have punched you good!
Chad : No I jumped out the window Naked and tripped on the sidewalk!
Craig : Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Chad: Shut the fuck up or i'll bust open your nuts!

by SlopNChop April 17, 2017

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Naked

When a person wears no clothes and parades around in the buff.

After Chad fucked the shit out of Kiersten he decided to pee all over her Naked body!

by SlopNChop December 02, 2016

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naked

what i was as i typed this definition.

I am naked.She is naked, not to mention psychotically hot!

by DolanMay September 27, 2003

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Naked

When the body is free of any clothes and all body parts are exposed to the world

Kaylee : Wow Kiersten your skin is so soft & smooth today!
Kiersten : Yeah Jake rubbed my Naked body with lotion this morning!
Craig : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Jason : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten just the thought of your Naked body makes guy's ejaculate!
Steve : Hey guy's how's it goin!
Kiersten : Why in the hell are you Naked at work?
Steve : I shit my pants on the way to work don't worry I washed them out in the toilet they are drying in the breakroom just gonna be Naked this morning!
Chad: Hey Kaylee can you clean up all this vomit and cum please!
Kiersten : Wow just the site of Steve's Naked body makes people puke!
Kaylee : Yeah and I gotta clean it up!
Kiersten : Ha Ha!

by SlopNChop August 06, 2017

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naked

unprotected; unclothed; bare.

He hit her with a naked penis.

by Kembre April 22, 2007

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