Urban Dictionary: naked

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Anything meaning bare, mostly, but not limited to:

- Unclothed

-Seeing something with your naked eye (There being no obstruction between your pupils and the event/object

-Naked flame, a flame that has no shielding.

- To be naked of all pride/possessions, to not be proud of yourself or your actions/ to have no possessions.

"I want naked chicks!"

"The sun can blind a naked eye"

"No naked flames on the service station forecourt- Fire hazard"

"I couldn't pay up so I left the bar naked"

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

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copaganda

portraying police in a positive or helpful light, when in reality they are the violent fascist tools of an authoritarian military state

“That show is all copaganda. No such thing as a good cop.”

#cops #propaganda

by venediction May 27, 2020

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Naked

When the body is free of any clothes and all body parts are exposed to the world

Kaylee : Wow Kiersten your skin is so soft & smooth today!
Kiersten : Yeah Jake rubbed my Naked body with lotion this morning!
Craig : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Jason : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten just the thought of your Naked body makes guy's ejaculate!
Steve : Hey guy's how's it goin!
Kiersten : Why in the hell are you Naked at work?
Steve : I shit my pants on the way to work don't worry I washed them out in the toilet they are drying in the breakroom just gonna be Naked this morning!
Chad: Hey Kaylee can you clean up all this vomit and cum please!
Kiersten : Wow just the site of Steve's Naked body makes people puke!
Kaylee : Yeah and I gotta clean it up!
Kiersten : Ha Ha!

by SlopNChop August 06, 2017

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Naked

When a person is without clothes and there bare body is exposed

Craig : Why are you holdin your crotch man?
Chad : I busted open my nuts last night!
Craig : Ouch what the fuck happened wild sex or something?
Chad : No I was pounding Katie when Kiersten came in her room and caught us!
Craig : Damn dude Kiersten must have punched you good!
Chad : No I jumped out the window Naked and tripped on the sidewalk!
Craig : Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Chad: Shut the fuck up or i'll bust open your nuts!

by SlopNChop April 17, 2017