A state in which you are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance.
When you aren't drunk, stoned, or tripping.
by Evil Bella March 5, 2005
person:How are you Jim?
Jim:Sober.
person:Damn. Beer?
Jim:I got the short straw, I'm designated
by belt loop September 19, 2005
that state of not being at all intoxicated with alcohol.
One night in the House of Commons, Churchill, after imbibing a few drinks, stumbled into Bessie Braddock, a corpulent Labourite member from Liverpool. An angry Bessie straightened her clothes and addressed the British statesman.




"Winston," she roared. "You are drunk, and what’s more, you are disgustingly drunk."

Churchill, surveying Bessie, replied, "And might I say, Mrs. Braddock, you are ugly, and what’s more, disgustingly ugly.


But tomorrow," Churchill added, "I shall be sober."
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
stands for son-of-a-b****-everything's-real!
Tom: I...I feel weird.
Ted: Yeah, getting sober does that to you...
by Noodle8 November 24, 2011
the feel between 7:00 AM and the 7:05 AM beer
Neo : Thomas A. Anderson = Drunk : Sober
by Wes2912 January 10, 2015
"Man, that guy is so lame, hes always sober."
by manders0724 June 18, 2007