anonymous's definitions

celebrity

The reason why we have poor people. All they do is act\sing\get naked\some other thing that we don't need and they get millions of dollars for. 90% of America's wealth belongs to 1% of the population. If these people weren't so spoiled and gave some money to the poor, we might not have as many bums and hobos and families on the streets.

Celebrities are worthless.

by anonymous January 1, 2005

maserati

an Italian sports car made in Modena. thier current production models are: coupe, spyder, and quattroporte. they are sorta under-rated and a good alternative to the porsche 911, benz sl, and other cars. very exclusive

Once the man test drove the maserati, he traded in his SL500.

by anonymous December 29, 2004

pootang

like poontang only involving the anus

I scored some pootang off that fine tailed hunny

by anonymous March 9, 2005

C-Reach

Slang name for the city Centereach, NY.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Beat your Meat

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

sprack

v. to ejaculate.
n. semen.

Peter North spracked one girl's face while slapping another on the ass.

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

Dirty Kate

jersey loving committment hating snizatch.

Everyone should have at least one dirty kate in their life.

by Anonymous May 21, 2003