Mom

Someone who can make your missing things appear

Me: Mom! Where’s my phone?
Mom: I don’t know, have you checked the kitchen table?
Me: Of course I did!
*mom walks into the kitchen and comes out with a phone*
Mom: Then what’s this?

by AsianKyrie October 9, 2019

Mom

The one person who knows where all of your stuff is.

-Hey, where's my sweater?
--I don't know, go ask mom.

by galika1080 November 25, 2013

Mom

A woman that does a lot for her family, works everyday with a monthly day off (sometimes), takes care of her children, even takes care of her husband. She will do anything for her family, she will even word 2 maybe 3 or more jobs if she has to. She even usually buys you things that you want even if you don’t deserve or need them. Her love is unconditional even when she is mad at you she still loves you and you should never forget that. Never take your mother for granted because one day she’s gonna be gone and your never going to know when. It could be tomorrow, in a couple of days, in a couple of weeks, years, it could even be today. The point is your mother loves you and you should love and appreciate her to because she could be gone any day. She might already be gonna and I am sorry if that is the case but just know she is still with you in your heart and memories and she is watching you from heaven and she still loves you even if she is or isn’t here. So please if your reading this it will only take a couple of minutes to stop what your doing and go tell your mom that you love her, text her, or call her and tell her.

I Love You Mom.

by wAtErMeLoN :) January 25, 2019

Mom

A crazy loon who loves you so much, yet she she drives you insane! She cares for you, but embarrases you in front of all your friends and makes you want to scream and cry. She is someone you want to throw out the window ever so often, but is someone you truly can't live without.

Mom: HOW DARE YOU GET AN A INSTEAD OF AN A+!!

Me: Ok, I'm sorry...

Me: *Breathes*

Mom: WATCH UR TONE LITTLE LADY! WHERE DID U LEARN THAT? FROM UR FRIENDS???

by K6 November 19, 2013

Mom

A terrifying woman you don't wanna fuck with.

Sara's mad....oh no its just Mom.

by Pickle Queen February 9, 2018

Mom

Dope ass woman

Person 1: yooo my mom got my me an iPhone XR

Person 2: but my mom got me an iPhone XS Max

Random British dude: my mum got me a sweater

Everybody: Dooooooope

by luk at all dez chikkens April 16, 2019

Mom

The reason why I haven't starved to death.
Yet.

Me, to my mum: "No, mommy, please don't make me move out of the house!
Who will cook food for me and make my laundry and read me bed-time stories and kiss me on the cheek whenever I get a boo boo?
Wa-wa-wa-crying noises-wa!"

by Commodore Muffincakes August 2, 2010