1. the reason life exists

2. a source of addiction for even the most tough minded men

3. a tool used by women to control men and force them to submit to their insane demands

4. the only place a penis truly feels at home

5. the only thing that makes life worth living

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

The most magical place in all the world.

A Safe warm Comfortable Place where you can lay waste. Its the place where People Cum From and Cum in. How I love you; You Vagina You.

In Economics: a form of payment, and accepted in more places than Visa.

The best place on Earth!

Man's Best Friend.