Urban Dictionary: vagina

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1. the reason life exists

2. a source of addiction for even the most tough minded men

3. a tool used by women to control men and force them to submit to their insane demands

4. the only place a penis truly feels at home

5. the only thing that makes life worth living

Offspring are the involuntary bi-product of man's insatiable appetite for the vagina.

by muffdiver1000 August 20, 2009

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Aug 2 Word of the Day

Squill

Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.

Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.

This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.

My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!

by Carnegie Freeman May 23, 2019

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Vagina

The most magical place in all the world.

Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: I'm going to the most magical place in all the world!
Person 1: Jamaica??
Person 2: No idiot! The vagina.
Person 1: Lucky...

by Hawkman92 May 21, 2009