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1. the reason life exists

2. a source of addiction for even the most tough minded men

3. a tool used by women to control men and force them to submit to their insane demands

4. the only place a penis truly feels at home

5. the only thing that makes life worth living
Offspring are the involuntary bi-product of man's insatiable appetite for the vagina.
by muffdiver1000 August 20, 2009
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The most magical place in all the world.
Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: I'm going to the most magical place in all the world!
Person 1: Jamaica??
Person 2: No idiot! The vagina.
Person 1: Lucky...
by Hawkman92 May 21, 2009
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A Safe warm Comfortable Place where you can lay waste. Its the place where People Cum From and Cum in. How I love you; You Vagina You.
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In Economics: a form of payment, and accepted in more places than Visa.
I'll pay for that beer with my Vagina.
by Aeltrius December 02, 2009
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In a male's lifetime, it is his overall goal to obtain this object. In many societies, after a male captures and tames this object he is praised and also looked down upon for stretching it out.
"hey bill, i heard sindy let you get a look at her vagina."
Bill begins to run...
by the bacon patrol July 06, 2010
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