Derived from the root word "poly" meaning "many" and "ticks" meaning "bloodsucking insects."
God, I hate politics.
by Pshaw May 16, 2005
life in only two dimensions
it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies
politics is really screwed up
by fock you assholes March 4, 2006
Promoting the lies of a particular group.
"Daddy, why did you lie to them?" "It's politics, son"
by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008
"poli" meaning many and "tics" annoying blood sucking creatures.
by Murdoch September 19, 2003
Poli: Many
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Tic(k)s: Bloodsucking creatures.
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= Many bloodsucking creatures.
Why is it that mankind will tear down a living leader, but revere a dead one? See George Bush.




-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 25, 2004
The fastest way to lose friends.
Guy A: What do you think about politics.
Guy B: ... Yeah, I'm outta here.
by Ryan Clark Jr. September 20, 2016
Showbusiness for the ugly. Honestly, how many attractive politicians are there?
The definition of politics is right there ^^^
by gadzooks November 13, 2005