When the cold bitter winter has your girls pussy frozen and you use a lighter to warm it up and the heat cauterizes it closed and she screams like a dragon.
I had to go the the E.R cause' of the old Alaskan FireDragon
by SOuthernTraSh December 5, 2016
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An alaskan firedragon is a certain type of fire breathing dragon native to Alaska. Much like the sasquatch or big foot, loch ness monster and others, the dragon is claimed to exist by some, while others are skeptical.
Mike: Yo man, I saw an alaskan firedragon flying over Cook Inlet!

Jon: You sure you didn't smoke to much dope?

Mike: No, I swear to god I saw It!!
by Jackson "50 Cent" Chandler October 12, 2007
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An Alaskan Firedragon is NOT a sexual act. The sexual act the other alaskan firedragon definitions are refering to is an alabama firedragon. The Alaskan Firedragon is a dragon native to Alaska.
My pet Alaskan Firedragon is gunna eat all u crackas that claim the A.F. is a sexual act. Morons.
by HotMale@Hotmail.com November 22, 2007
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An extinct species of Firedragon. The Alaskan Firedragon had no capability of breathing fire, and lived in the Sahara Desert.
Bob: The alaskan firedragon doesn't live in Alaska?
Joe: No, it lives in the Sahara Desert.
by Swimman March 19, 2009
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Originally came into use in South-Western Michigan in the 49456 area code it is defined as the act of jizzing in a women then telling her something along the lines of "Honey, I have HIV/AIDS/or some other terrible disease."
Mike: Did you here what Jim did to Sally?
Chris: What did he do?
Mike: Instead of breaking up with her he gave her the alaskan firedragon!!!
Christ: Really? Hahahahahaha
by bonzeben23 January 18, 2010
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