Definitions by PoehlerBehr
bang on wood
A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
bang on wood by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018
Minute Maid
1 A major beverage product line.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.
Minute Maid by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine
A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
tilted tower
tilted tower by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
dill with it
A boastful remark relating to when you are in possession of a pickle or pickle slices, but your colleague is not.
dill with it by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
flush factory
The act of taking a shit and flushing multiple times during the process, either because the load is too large or in order to stir annoyance.
flush factory by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018