A boastful remark relating to when you are in possession of a pickle or pickle slices, but your colleague is not.
by PoehlerBehr June 05, 2018

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
by PoehlerBehr June 05, 2018

by PoehlerBehr June 05, 2018

1 A major beverage product line.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.
by PoehlerBehr June 05, 2018

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
by PoehlerBehr September 04, 2018

The act of taking a shit and flushing multiple times during the process, either because the load is too large or in order to stir annoyance.
by PoehlerBehr June 05, 2018
