by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018
A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018
A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
by PoehlerBehr September 04, 2018
A boastful remark relating to when you are in possession of a pickle or pickle slices, but your colleague is not.
by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018
The act of taking a shit and flushing multiple times during the process, either because the load is too large or in order to stir annoyance.
by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018
1 A major beverage product line.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.
by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018