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a crotch is someone or something that is disgusting and makes you regurgitate on the floor. somehow it can be used as every single part of speech. if something is rude and appalling, they are crotch.
β€œDid that person wake up on the wrong side of the bed? They’ve been acting very crotch.”
by swagdaddy750450 September 06, 2020
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1. Another name for groinal area.

2. Name of the groin/seat area of pants

3. Act of shoving something in your crotch
<A> My crotch is itchy.

<A> There's a whole in the crotch of my pants

<A> I crotched the drugs.
by Ms T February 21, 2003
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To hide drugs in the crotch of your pants so that if a police dog catches the scent, it will look as though he's just sniffing your crotch the way dogs often do.
Dude! It's the cops, crotch the weed!
by Anonymous January 12, 2003
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a place for holding things such as sodas while in the car freeing your hands to do other things.
"do you want to put your drink in a holder?"
"no, i've got a crotch, crotches are good for holding things."
by matizzle (they took jess lol) November 26, 2005
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the area of the body which, when hit, cause those watching to laugh hysterically.
The video of that guy getting whacked in the crotch by a line drive just cracks me up!
by kraw-ch aka ooooowwwwwwwwww October 13, 2003
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A non-gender bias replacement for swear words.
Crotches be crazy!, Crotchfucker!, Quit Crotchin'!, Don't crotch out on me!
by Seedy Tea October 12, 2011
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