law

The defintion of this word has been removed since it has been deemed unlawful to display it in public domain, under ammendment 15th to the convention treaty of 1987.

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by Walex December 10, 2003

law

A code of conduct to which everyone is held accountable but nobody is expected to understand in the first place, which is furthermore created by the same class of people who charge an arm and a leg to interpret it whenever it must be applied.

Disclaimer: As you are accountable under the law and failure to act in compliance with it may cost you your life, liberty and/or property, do NOT attempt to act, live or exist, nor to refrain from acting, living or existing under the law without the advice of a licensed attorney.

by A Box of Signs October 15, 2009

law

How societies define what is acceptable and unacceptable conduct.

You, sir, have committed an act that our society disapproves of. You have broken the law and will pay, sir!

by BrianBbbbbb November 3, 2006

law

You can either lay it down (1), or call it (2).

(1) After showing up for work 3 days in a row, Jack's boss had to lay down the law.

(2) "You come in my yard a-trespassing again, I'm 'onna hafta call the law!"

by HM January 4, 2004

law

a perfectionist

"You studied 5 hours for that 5 question quiz? You're such a law"

by Anonymous June 20, 2006

law

sopot na bakla

law loves our gay professor. He/she is a sopot na bakla

by hpsssss May 18, 2011

In-law in-law

Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.

Your Wife: "My brother Todd's wife is such a cow!"

You: "Who gives a rat's? She's my in-law in-law."

by Uncle Des August 9, 2010