de ass

Removing one's backside from something.
You need to de ass that chair, I was sitting there first!
by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006
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Shriner

A driver that hangs a small symbol of protection from their rear view mirror; usually a very poor driver and often found in the fast lane of most US metro highways going impossibly slow.
Sorry I'm late, but I got stuck behind a dozen shriners on the way over here.
by toniwithaneye May 07, 2009
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pull a coyote

A means of escaping a very ugly one-night stand, who is asleep with your arm underneath them. Resulting from absurd drunkeness the night before, impairing your ability to judge the looks of a woman. Origin: If caught in a trap, a coyote will chew it's leg off to get away.
You should have warned me that I'd need to pull a coyote with that skank!
by toniwithaneye October 09, 2006
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Tanker Anchor

A huge turd; in relation to "dropping anchor"
Man, I knew I had to drop anchor, but that was Tanker Anchor!
by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006
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Throwing a Bone

1. To give someone a little praise, recognition.
2. To be rid of unending attention seeker ass kisser
3. To satisfy a high-maintenance individual
1. I saw the boss throwing a bone to that new kid in marketing today.

2. Jeez, would someone please throw her a bone?! If I have to listen to her suck up to the boss one more time I'm going to scream!

3. That guy Jack keeps calling me. Yeah, well just throw him a bone and he won't bug you as often.
by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Playing on the OFT

Having a terrible round of golf. Playing on the Old Fart's Tour.
I think I just "Q'd" for playing on the OFT.
by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006
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take a letter

When faced with a daunting task, you decide to pass on doing it. From the childhood game of H-O-R-S-E. A game using a basketball and hoop between 2 or more players. The object of the game is not to spell the word, Horse. If you miss a shot, you have to take a letter and the loser is the one that spells the word horse first.
"Dude, I'm so hungover I'm going to have to take a letter on playing in that football game."
by toniwithaneye October 09, 2006
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