de ass

Removing one's backside from something.

You need to de ass that chair, I was sitting there first!

by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006

Shriner

A driver that hangs a small symbol of protection from their rear view mirror; usually a very poor driver and often found in the fast lane of most US metro highways going impossibly slow.

Sorry I'm late, but I got stuck behind a dozen shriners on the way over here.

by toniwithaneye May 7, 2009

Tanker Anchor

A huge turd; in relation to "dropping anchor"

Man, I knew I had to drop anchor, but that was Tanker Anchor!

by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006

Playing on the OFT

Having a terrible round of golf. Playing on the Old Fart's Tour.

I think I just "Q'd" for playing on the OFT.

by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006

Throwing a Bone

1. To give someone a little praise, recognition.
2. To be rid of unending attention seeker ass kisser
3. To satisfy a high-maintenance individual

1. I saw the boss throwing a bone to that new kid in marketing today.

2. Jeez, would someone please throw her a bone?! If I have to listen to her suck up to the boss one more time I'm going to scream!

3. That guy Jack keeps calling me. Yeah, well just throw him a bone and he won't bug you as often.

by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland

Chick code for, "I have my period". Used in mixed company so as not to gross out any male innocents.

Girl 1: Hey, Shauna -- are you going to wear your freak at the show tonight?"

Girl 2: Nope, can't do it. My Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland."

by toniwithaneye November 26, 2006

pull a coyote

A means of escaping a very ugly one-night stand, who is asleep with your arm underneath them. Resulting from absurd drunkeness the night before, impairing your ability to judge the looks of a woman. Origin: If caught in a trap, a coyote will chew it's leg off to get away.

You should have warned me that I'd need to pull a coyote with that skank!

by toniwithaneye October 9, 2006