Cleveland Steamer

cleveland steamer is when you shit on her chest, cincinnati steamer is when you put syran wrap on her face and shit on it

if you shit on her chest, its a cleve (cleaveage) shit on her face its a cinci

Cleveland Steamer by craps onur April 25, 2004

Cleveland Steamer

Don't get this shit wrong. A genuine (pronounced gen-u-INE) Cleveland Steamer is specifically the act of:
1) Laying a deuce upon your partners chest, then,
2) Sliding your buttcheeks up and down your partner's chest in a wake of your mud river, AND
3) making an authentic sound of a steam-whistle blowing.
Only once the steam-whistle has been sounded have you actually completed a realistic and true Cleveland Steamer.

"Wow, i gave my chick a Cleveland Steamer last night."
"Oh yeah, did you do the steam-whistle sound and everything?"
"Hellzyeah. Woke the neighbors up and everything!"

Cleveland Steamer by Swinger Dave March 4, 2009

cleveland steamer

To the person who said that a Cleveland Steamer is when you receive a BJ on the crapper whilst droping the Kids off at the pool, To you I say, wrong sir. That is called a Blumpky. A Cleveland Steamer is most definatly a poo sport for the emotionally retartedans socially inept.

Why waste perfectly good poo on a Blumpky when you can share the fun of a Cleveland Steamer with your insignificant other.

cleveland steamer by MO November 3, 2004

cleveland steamer

the procedure of one sexual partner (man or woman) taking a shit on the chest area of the other partner (man or woman).

That cleveland steamer you gave me last night was extra hot, i can still feel the steam from under the sheets last night.

cleveland steamer by Angela Lopez May 1, 2006

cleveland steamer

when you take a shit on your partner during sex.

damn, i got to take a major dump and the bathroom is all the way downstairs. oh well, i'll just take a shit on this bitch.

cleveland steamer by RayH December 23, 2003

cleveland steamer

To "lay down" a "track" in the "valley" on your partner while making "choo choo" noises.

I gave her a cleveland steamer and laid down a good track

cleveland steamer by fobes June 16, 2004

Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

Cleveland Steamer by MC Flunk October 17, 2008