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The Pool 

Its closed. AIDS.
The Pool's closed. AIDS.
The Pool by Mr. A. Nony Mous February 20, 2009

The pool is closed 

a term that is often associated with the infamous Habbo raids by the 4chan website. they closed the pools due to Aids and Stingrays (some times StingrAIDS) that the pools contained
"dude, the inspectors are back at Habbo"
"Ig The pool is closed"

The pool table bandit 

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.
Watch out this guy seems like the pool table bandit!

the pool effect 

Where someone is talking about a topic, and another person slowly slides their way into the conversation, but doesn't jump in fully, eventually full sending and jumping in, kind of like how some people hesitate to fully enter a pool.
I've recently learned about the pool effect, and I think it relates to me.

drop off the cosby kids at the pool 

to have a bowel movement, to take a shit, to take a crap, etc...
"yo i'll be right back i gotta go drop the cosby kids off at the pool"

Cookies by the Pool 

Cake by the ocean refers to sex... "Cookies by the pool" refers to masturbation... aka... "Fapping"
Tiana thought that little old man was so damned sexy... she couldn't help but have some cookies by the pool...
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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