laying 

Going on a hump spree.

"I been laying in this bed all night long." - Miley Cyrus

laying by LieMaker October 14, 2013

Laying doggo 

British slang for in bed, sick as a dog!

Nigel was laying doggo for a day after the public crawl!

Laying doggo by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Laying a cable 

When you do a big long shit

im now laying a cable

Laying a cable by Dieseldoctor December 17, 2008

laying pipe 

I don't know where everyone else got there definitions for laying pipe. However laying pipe is simply fucking the hell out of a girl.

Will;what are you doing this weekend
Guy;probally laying pipe to my girl.

laying pipe by William Waldrep June 9, 2005

Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone

3. A significant bowel movement

Ex. 1

Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.

Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!

DaMarcus: What's it called?

Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.

DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.

Ex. 2

DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."

Ex. 3

BJ's stomach rumbles.

BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.

BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.

Laying a Demo by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022

Laying Hate 

The violence of action of emptying every magazine with every bit of ammunition you have towards the enemy or intended target.

We were locked and loaded and ready to lay some hate.

How about that firefight? We were seriously laying hate!

Laying Hate by Jeremy Hardcore August 19, 2016

laying cable

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.

Darryl layed a 3 foot cable.

laying cable by Anonymous May 9, 2003