Phrase typically used by conspiracy theorists to imply you're ignorant.

sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.

Get with it, pay attention, get on top of things.

translates to "are you there", "hello?"

Poorly applied or unnatural looking make-up on an elderly womans face that resembles make-up seen on a dead person at their wake.

Typically associated with the chemical name Methamphetamine, wak eup is a street term coined in 2005 by a group of oriental men working in a Chinese buffet-style restaurant. The men had been cooking Meth in the basement of the restaurant and distributing it to buyers via the buffet clams that nobody touched anyways. Peking Garden's famous Wak Eup not only satisfied a few sea food lover's appetites, but also provided over 1000 people with pure methamphetamines (and ultimately made them scratch all of their skin off and have really bad teeth)

Verb: when you open your eyes after sleeping.