a davit

"A davit" I am impossible conversationalist..
Sounds like David..

That dude has worst temper and sucks at conversation.. I second that. He must be "a davit"

by 12speed December 11, 2022

Pull a David

Blocking someone on social media to avoid fixing a problem. Normally blocking because of a stupid and pathetic reason.

James : "I should just block her"
Luke: "NO, don't pull a david"

James: "Yea you're right"

by vibin101 April 1, 2020

pulling a david

When a guy goes on a date and puts his arm around the outside of a girl underneath her arm and fondles her boob.

Dude, he went on the date with her last night, and she caught him "pulling a david"! And she loved it!

by captainunderpants1991 February 28, 2011

a David

When a person fucks up an unfuckable situation

him: I have just cut my arm off
her: wow you are such a David

by LiLPička March 24, 2019

Dropping a David Blaine

The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.

This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"

Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.

by BalduccisBalls June 19, 2011

Take a DAVITT

When you get back from an out-of-town vacation and you take the following day off from work. Take a DAVITT (Day After Vacation I Take Time).

We got back from Florida on Thursday but I didn't want to work on Friday, so I had to take a DAVITT.

by letsgetmost March 21, 2023

Pulling a David

When your entire group has an assignment to finish and you either don't show up at all or you slack off and look at ATAR scores the whole double period.

"Come on Ricky, don't pull a David. Do some work!"

"You're never going to pass if you keep Pulling a David!"

by davidlaff May 2, 2019