splashdown

When a turd is ejected forcibly by gas into the toilet water, spattering water on the butt.

"I had a splashdown, and had to wipe my ass all over."

by townsick May 4, 2010

Splashdown

It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.

Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."

by SirJigglesAlot May 23, 2011

Splashdown

An event which may occur anywhere from a mans middle age to his elderly age. Upon sitting on the toilet the mans nut bag hits the toilet water.

Boy am I getting old. My ballsack hit the toilet water this morning...

That's called a splashdown Bob.

by Chaos_Elite January 18, 2017

Splashdown

A babies due date or more specific the exact moment when the waters break and shit gets real

No way , didn't know she was pregnant so whens splashdown ?
How long now until splashdown ?

by Lolly14 January 30, 2015

Splashdown

Often caused by excess alcohol consumtion. the act of urinating over people/objects while asleep, it is common for the person not to notice til the next morning

Great guys, Splashdown all over the sofa last night.

by boomboomchiccaboom June 21, 2010

North Oklahoma Splashdown

When you dip your balls in a bowl of mushy Cheerios

"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."

by SigmaWarkentor April 24, 2024