splashdown
splashdown by townsick May 4, 2010
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Splashdown
It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.
Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."
Splashdown by SirJigglesAlot September 14, 2011
Splashdown
An event which may occur anywhere from a mans middle age to his elderly age. Upon sitting on the toilet the mans nut bag hits the toilet water.
Boy am I getting old. My ballsack hit the toilet water this morning...
That's called a splashdown Bob.
That's called a splashdown Bob.
Splashdown by Chaos_Elite January 17, 2017
Splashdown
Splashdown by Lolly14 January 30, 2015
Splashdown
Often caused by excess alcohol consumtion. the act of urinating over people/objects while asleep, it is common for the person not to notice til the next morning
Splashdown by boomboomchiccaboom June 22, 2010
Baby Splashdown
Traditionally, baby splashdowns are given only for the family's first child, and only men are invited to party.
It’s a male version of the much tamer baby shower (these are held during the day and guests flick cotton wool balls into a cooking pot, give gifts and there’s normally a botchy row).
The pending Father convenes in a pub with his male friends and conduct a last big ‘Leo Sayer’ before the birth of a child.
Ideally the Father will not return home that evening.
It’s a male version of the much tamer baby shower (these are held during the day and guests flick cotton wool balls into a cooking pot, give gifts and there’s normally a botchy row).
The pending Father convenes in a pub with his male friends and conduct a last big ‘Leo Sayer’ before the birth of a child.
Ideally the Father will not return home that evening.
“That’s it done - a classic Baby Splashdown - am so hungover but I’ve had my last big night before I pretend at being some sort of Dad….oh Lord!”
Baby Splashdown by anonymous April 4, 2025
North Oklahoma Splashdown
"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."
North Oklahoma Splashdown by SigmaWarkentor April 23, 2024
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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