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Unfuckable is the penis useless to fuck, not because the lack of erection, but due to its very small size, equal or inferior to 4 cm ( or 2 inches ) when erect, turning impossible the intercourse in the vagina ( ups and downs), to achieve the orgasm. In such cases, to obtain it, is necessary to use a penis pump to masturbate. The same occur with the buried ( in the pelvis) penises. Many times, the improper size refers only to the length of the organ, not the girth, that can be large ( only a big head outside the pelvis, but totally useless to move ).
" His unfuckable penis has a big mushroom head, but its length is only the length of that head, without a exterior shaft to sustain it."
by Willhelmina Plowes December 26, 2009
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Group of under age boys or girls ( less than 18 y.o. in most countries and states of USA ) forbidden to fuck by law.
"These gorgeous girls are already woomen but are unfuckables by law, because they don't have yet 18 years old."
by Willhelmina Plowes January 02, 2010
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adj; something that is incapable of being fucked, due to repulsive appearance, physical infeasability or some social or behavioral inhibition.
The dead body decomposed to the point where it was unfuckable.

Even if he did not have an inverted penis, Joey's personality still makes him unfuckable.

Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi referred to the German Chancellor Angela Merkel as an "unfuckable lard-arse"
by iamgoingtohell October 15, 2011
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a chick that is so hot that you know she will never even let you near her
1:wow, shes hot
2:go talk to her
1:nah, she's unfuckable
by yorn aim November 14, 2003
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Some thing or situation that is so cool, so very perfect, so impressive, that no one could ever concieve of it as fucked, or fucked up, or all fucked up; or say about it "Fuck that." It's too good. It can't be fucked. It's unfuckable. From the Russian nev'yebenno.
Did you try the spicy spinach dip? It's so good it's unfuckable.
by David Coufal October 03, 2003
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A fat black girl that is so grossly overweight nobody would date her, much less have sex with her.
La Toya weighed 550 pounds and was totally unfuckable.
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
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