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pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18
Guy 1: "That chick over there's totally into you!"
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."
by GFBG May 18, 2010
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When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight
“Oh don’t overfeed your dog! You’re doing a David!”
by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018
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