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Take a DAVITT

When you get back from an out-of-town vacation and you take the following day off from work. Take a DAVITT (Day After Vacation I Take Time).

We got back from Florida on Thursday but I didn't want to work on Friday, so I had to take a DAVITT.

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When your poop is so massive it feels like a victory

After that monster Chubby Dubby this morning, Harrison was feeling victorious

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When the need to poop is so imminent that you have to run in order to get to a toilet before shitting your pants.

After that trip to Taco Bell, Katlyn had to shit so bad she had the hot trots.

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