Time

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpiont - its more like a big ball of . . . wibbly wobbly . . . time-y wimey . . . stuff.

Time and Relative Dimension(s) in Space

You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408.

by I_am_The_Doctor September 15, 2013

Time

What we waste spending time on here looking up random things like Britney spears, and the definition of homosexuality.

Just look at the clock and see what time it is Johnny.

by browngirlsdonttakebs January 15, 2009

Time

An infinite resource which, despite its limitless reserves, few of us ever seem to have enough of.

Time,

There is nothing before me, and nothing behind.
I have nothing to lose, but yet nothing to find.

by nethcev! August 18, 2006

time

From a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more of a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff.

The TARDIS travels through time and relative dimension in space.

by The Doctor Who October 30, 2011

Time

Something that can only be given away. So, give it to those who matter.

Love God, yourself, your friends, and your family. Give THEM your time.

by WhatYouThinkVWhatYouKnow June 16, 2013

Time

A nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future.

We come to this place falling through time, living a hollow life.

by HT February 5, 2004

Time

1. A tool you can put on the wall
2. Something you can wear on your wrist

3. A ruler to measure the day

Fun fact: The future doesn't exist; This is true because once you're in the future, it'll just be the present

Person 1: Come on guys, stop mucking around. We only have five minutes untill our show's on.
Person 2: That's not enough time!
A fucking clock: reeeEEEEEEEEEH

by Joke Meanings March 20, 2019