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Experienced 

To have taken a considerable amount of psychedelics over a period of time. This may have a lasting (neutral) effect on your world-view.

Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful...
Experienced by skeptic_ September 30, 2010
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experienced 

To get high on Marijuana, especially the herb that you get in the wonderful state of Vermont.
Dan: Hey dude, after school let's go get experienced.

Robin: Sounds awesome, My herb's the 'illest

Howie: Can I come

Dan & Robin: NO
experienced by Kep Chyles November 7, 2006

experienced 

1. old fart.
2. When you have done something so many times that you can do it in your sleep, you are said to be experienced, i.e. sex
3. To have been around the village bike more than a few times
4. To actually know how to have sex

1. When you are old, you are said to be an old fart.
2. 'she experienced me in the morning'
3. oh yeah, she's experienced
4. He showed just how experienced he was last night
experienced by dillwhole November 24, 2007

Experienced Noob

A player who has been playing for a long time but still plays like a noob.
Some Guy: You must be a pro in this game, I mean you've been playing for a long time now.
Player: Nah i'm just an experienced noob.
Experienced Noob by Saburō May 4, 2020

experienced fox 

One who has used his sly, fox-like cleverness to have many exploits with women.
that Jerry in the retirement home is one experienced fox!
experienced fox by Muffinmanman April 7, 2007

experienced virgin 

Virgins that take it up the nr.2
You are such an experienced virgin.. you take it up your ass all the time!!!
experienced virgin by ifr-ifollowroads September 13, 2016

Experienced Meat

an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)
guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job
Experienced Meat by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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