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experienced 

To get high on Marijuana, especially the herb that you get in the wonderful state of Vermont.
Dan: Hey dude, after school let's go get experienced.

Robin: Sounds awesome, My herb's the 'illest

Howie: Can I come

Dan & Robin: NO
experienced by Kep Chyles November 7, 2006

experienced 

1. old fart.
2. When you have done something so many times that you can do it in your sleep, you are said to be experienced, i.e. sex
3. To have been around the village bike more than a few times
4. To actually know how to have sex
1. When you are old, you are said to be an old fart.
2. 'she experienced me in the morning'
3. oh yeah, she's experienced
4. He showed just how experienced he was last night
experienced by dillwhole November 24, 2007

Experienced Noob

A player who has been playing for a long time but still plays like a noob.
Some Guy: You must be a pro in this game, I mean you've been playing for a long time now.
Player: Nah i'm just an experienced noob.
Experienced Noob by Saburō May 4, 2020

experienced fox 

One who has used his sly, fox-like cleverness to have many exploits with women.
that Jerry in the retirement home is one experienced fox!
experienced fox by Muffinmanman April 7, 2007

experienced virgin 

Virgins that take it up the nr.2
You are such an experienced virgin.. you take it up your ass all the time!!!
experienced virgin by ifr-ifollowroads September 13, 2016

Experienced Meat

an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)
guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job
Experienced Meat by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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