wankador

Similar to a conquistador, but goes to countries just to wank in them.

"I have claimed this land in the name of Al Gore," said Al Gore, an accomplished wankador. "How did you claim it?", asked his wife. He chuckled and looked away.

by Patience Knopf February 10, 2010

Wankatorium

Similar in utility to a Crematorium or Sanitarium, a Wankatorium is place where people go to pleasure themselves. They are commonly focal points for communities that engage in group masturbation. Well known establishments include the Peniston Wankatorium which hosts the annual Wankathon and the Fist of Fury competition. It is also popular for its group discounts on 10 wankers or more and it's COGOF offers (crack one, get one free).

I'm going the Wankatorium with my friends so we can engage in some flaccid chit chat

by DickyDoesDallas October 9, 2022

wankadoodledoo

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.

Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"

by Finesilver January 12, 2005

Wankdorf

A place in Bern, Switzerland. It's a sports stadium. Really.

First time I was driving along the autobahn and saw the sign for Wankdorf, I nearly crashed the car laughing.

by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005

Wankatorium

An usually plush and technicality advanced facility constructed with sole purpose of Masterbation !

65inch TV, 4 PC's, chipped up broadband, disco ball, beer fridge, futon, garage calendars, 100+ terrabytes, and 12 bog rolls .......now that's a Wankatorium!

by Lewcou September 2, 2018

Wankadox

Building your muscles makes them larger. Still, years of aggressive masturbation doesn't make your penis grow any bigger. That's a sexual paradox.

Jill: Tom left me the same day as I got my boob job!
Robert: Ah, now THAT's a wankadox. Can I feel them, please?

by Uschi K. Lee October 18, 2009

Wankadog

A person who wanks dogs for pleasure. This may be either to benefit the canine or the wankee. This is a mutually beneficial arrangement as both parties get relief or enjoyment.

This word has no known entomological basis. Rather an amalgam of Wank and Dog. Much ingenuity and wit brought the two otherwise unrelated words together to create a doubly Whammy insult.

Beware that this word is know to cause considerable Offense. Do not use lightly, there is no reining in its terrible power upon its utterance.
It may just be best never to use this word again!!!! Ever!!!!!

Little miss Ging wanks the dogs, she is such a wankadog.

Mr Y frequently provides fellatio to his German Shepherd says Ms X. I think he is one of those wankadogs.

I won't let my children near no wankadog, they're riddled with flees and ticks.

Some countries do not allow the wanking of dogs. But the Wankadog Lobbyist group at Westminster are trying to legalize wanking dogs. Equal Rights for all!!!

by Faggotry In Motion June 6, 2009