Someone whos sexually conquered all 3 major holes in the female anatomy.
Chaznard is a Conquistador
by miguel November 01, 2004
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n. someone that takes the literal meaning of words, subject, or concept and tries to apply logic which essentially ruins the original intent (often fun and playful)
Rod: That definition makes no sense, what does a conquistador have to do with Asian women? The Spanish never conquered Asia - maybe the Philippines but that was it...
Tiff: OMG, you are the conquistador - stop over analyzing and take it for what it is, its urbandictionary jeez.
by urbaniam November 29, 2011
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n. Caucasian man that dates asian women.
John: I hear Bob is getting a mail-order bride...
Steve: Yeah man, that guy's a total conquistador.
by Will Z May 16, 2007
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A conquistador was the name given to the Fifteenth-to-Seventeenth century Spanish and Portugese soldiers who conquered much of the world, most famously the Central and Southern Americas. Not nice guys, but effective, and the term is still used today to describe certain people — ruthless business types, etc — who are brutally efficient at what they do. The most famous conquistador was the Spanish adventurer, Hernando Cortes, who subdued the mighty Aztec Empire of Mexico. The word comes, not surprisingly, from the Spanish verb conquistar, "to conquer."
It does not show that the namers were prophets or wise judges, for the Spaniards really knew California not at all for more than two centuries, and then only as a genial but rather barren land; but it shows that the conquistadores mixed poetry with business and illustrates the glamour thrown about the Northern Mystery
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Someone who has many conquests sexually. Someone who has an excessive amount of sexual partners without emotion.
Conquistador #1: man, i hooked up with 3 differnt girls this week!
Conquistador #2: no way!.... i only got 2!
by kissmekate January 29, 2006
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What you yell at people of a different race then run away, especially when they take your normal sitting area and listen to very loud salsa music all the time.
Man 1: Yes!! The Conqustadors are gone
Man 2: Probably to combat the spanish armada
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Some one who often beats the crap out of people who are of Russian decent.
by Guy April 20, 2004
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