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1) Limp or soft
2) When the male penis is unhappy :(
3) "Down" time
Often times, after cumming the penis goes into a flaccid state. When you have a huge erection and want it to become flaccid just think about your fat neighbor using your blanket as toliet paper... or baseball. Whichever works.
by The Young Definer August 12, 2005
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When something or someone is extremely chill or exceeds a normal level of coolness.
Yo that girl was so flaccid last night I wish I got her number.
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A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER
Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!
by Matt December 15, 2004
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One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance
Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!
by James Lowe October 17, 2004
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Flaccid; a word used to describe a negative situation. Often used to describe someone's life. It literally means that someone has "flopped", or failed.
"Life is so flaccid" - meaning life sucks.
"This is so flaccid" - meaning this sucks.
by massivefaggot June 18, 2013
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Lacking firmness, resilience, or muscle tone.

See Synonyms at limp.
Lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management.

lacking normal or youthful firmness

adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; "flaccid muscles"; "took his lax hand in hers"; "gave a limp handshake"; "a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know" G.K.Chesterton; "a slack grip" syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; "flabby around the middle"; "flaccid cheeks" syn: flabby
He had gone flaccid so we couldnt have sex.
by noone February 02, 2005
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