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Wankadog 

A person who wanks dogs for pleasure. This may be either to benefit the canine or the wankee. This is a mutually beneficial arrangement as both parties get relief or enjoyment.

This word has no known entomological basis. Rather an amalgam of Wank and Dog. Much ingenuity and wit brought the two otherwise unrelated words together to create a doubly Whammy insult.

Beware that this word is know to cause considerable Offense. Do not use lightly, there is no reining in its terrible power upon its utterance.
It may just be best never to use this word again!!!! Ever!!!!!
Little miss Ging wanks the dogs, she is such a wankadog.

Mr Y frequently provides fellatio to his German Shepherd says Ms X. I think he is one of those wankadogs.

I won't let my children near no wankadog, they're riddled with flees and ticks.

Some countries do not allow the wanking of dogs. But the Wankadog Lobbyist group at Westminster are trying to legalize wanking dogs. Equal Rights for all!!!
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Wankadog 

Lowest of the low, someone who would stoop so low as to wank dogs
He stole the money from the charity bin, what a wankadog
Wankadog by Rubywoo09 March 9, 2018

wankadoodledoo 

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.
Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"
wankadoodledoo by Finesilver January 12, 2005
1) Derogatory term for a person who is more than your average cunt.

2) A person who administers hand relief to canines.
1) "That guy dave is a total wankdog!"

2) "Murdock told me loves dogs, but I didn't think he was an actual wankdog"
Wankdog by killaTsells January 22, 2009

Wankadox 

Building your muscles makes them larger. Still, years of aggressive masturbation doesn't make your penis grow any bigger. That's a sexual paradox.
Jill: Tom left me the same day as I got my boob job!
Robert: Ah, now THAT's a wankadox. Can I feel them, please?
Wankadox by Uschi K. Lee October 18, 2009

wankador 

Similar to a conquistador, but goes to countries just to wank in them.
"I have claimed this land in the name of Al Gore," said Al Gore, an accomplished wankador. "How did you claim it?", asked his wife. He chuckled and looked away.
wankador by Patience Knopf February 10, 2010

Wankadoodle 

Oi seen jake’s new wankadoodle, real penguins innit.
Wankadoodle by Wankatron69420 August 29, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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