far

The pronunciation of "fire" that is popular and not uncommon in the Midwest (mainly Kentucky, Indiana, and Ohio), Pennsylvania, and the South. Derived from the pronunciation of "fire" used by Scot-Irish immigrants and Americans moving west of the Alleghanies, of whom a great number of the people in several of these regions and parts of these states are descended from.

I'm gonna set yer ass on FAR, BITCH!!!

by Ryan May 24, 2005

far

adjective, commonly used by hendonesque youths as a word for good

shit boy this hoe was bare faaaar blad

by james leese January 9, 2005

far

A colloquialism often added to a sentence to denote exclamation or emphasis.

Far, what a serious.
You clearly have no argument. FAR.

by Splacken November 24, 2006

far

a distance of more than one feet (1 ft)

"The bed is too far... it's a good two feet away."

by t.love May 20, 2008

far

1. F.A.R.- stands for Fat Ass Ride, an acronym meaning car. ("whos far are we taking today?")
2. synonymous with "long ass" or "a fucking hike"- a word used mostly by stoners to describe a walking distance of over about 3 feet. ("hey mike, get me a beer." "get your own fucking beer- the fridge is fucking far away.")

by lauren August 31, 2003

far

A distance I can run.

See doe, a deer, a female deer.

by Gumba Gumba May 22, 2004

far

anything outside the range of a full extended arm from a lying down position on the couch and not being able to move to get an item because the ass groove has a hold on the body comparable to that of a tractor beam from Star Wars

Hey man can you get that beer for me? (With outstretched arms) dude, thats far!

by far reach July 10, 2010