NARPS

A Non-Athletic Regular Person. NARPS are commonly seen trying to perform rather easy or basic athletic tasks but failing miserably at them. Such tasks include gym class kickball, dodgeball, flag football, ultimate frisbee, beach volleyball, and swimming. On rare occasions however you will catch a NARP trying to perform mildly advance soccer trick known only as the jester. or a nerd. someone who is not athletic at all.

NARPS could be friends of basketball players who try to play basketball with them and fail miserably.

by kparian April 22, 2010

Narps

1. narps. n. nAArps - the theoretical term of a personally cursed nonexistent object.

2. narps. also used as an interjection.

origin. modern eastern american word concieved of various interjectory phrases of anger and inanimate cursing.

"Andrew I am so angry I could rip your fucking narps off!"

"Narps! Narps! Narps!"

"Oh narp it all!"

by The Narped Among Narpless December 18, 2009

Narps

Nipples that are hard for no apparent reason.

She was just sitting there when she noticed she had narps.

by SodaGirl May 27, 2005

Narpy

An adjective used to describe the uberwealthy offspring of the worlds richest families. Typically educated in a Swiss boarding school but still prefers to ski in Verbier over Gstaad.

Will have memberships at Annabel's, 5 Hertford Street, Soho House, etc.

Probably attenda Regents or LSE.

True NARPs would never be caught dead at Nobu post 2017.

"I saw this narpy guy at 5H, wearing open walks and smoking mango juul pods, he's the one."

"Some narpy hyena dropped his black card in front of me at 1 OAK, honestly a pathetic attempt at a pick up... he was wearing a Nautilus though."

by GstaadGuy April 23, 2019

narasia

Narasia, is a loving and kind person who makes everyone happy. She have your back even when you don't know it. she is a goddess that everyone is jealous of. She likes helping out people during their bad times. She very friendly and loves make-up and online shopping, but most people hate it. She knows how to keep a secret and shes also keeper.

Jackie: "Oh. Did you see the new outfit that Narasia was wearing?"
Kristen: "Oh yes. I LOVE IT!!! :) "
Jackie with a jealousy voice: " OKKK!!"

by TaliahH March 29, 2017

Depression naps

Often used by those suffering from depression or heart break to “fast forward” through the day. The thought process is sleeping thru the day so as to not have to deal with there conscious thoughts and emotional pain.

Cameron: “Hey dude, you okay? You didn’t text back all day?”

Tanner: “yeah was just taking some depression naps, This Katie shit hurts”

by Milkycunt69 October 27, 2019

napstablook

A lonely and sad ghost from undertale where it's attacks include: crying, not feeling up to it, and crying upside down to make a hat.

Napstablook is so lonely. Poor Napstablook.

by KittenJagger December 10, 2016