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LOOK AT THIS DUDE WHY IS HE LOOKING UP WHAT IS A CAR
A CAR HAS WHEELS
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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2-ton steel carriages powered by explosions, made out of dinosaurs which are used for transportation
I drove my car to the fuel station to fill reservoir with liquified prehistoric reptiles.
by That one reddit guy March 03, 2012
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Men's best companion. Often referred as "My wife".
"Dude! Where's my car?"
by Anon May 06, 2003
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A people shell with four wheels.

People wear these devices to give themselves super human powers, and other desirable attributes. Most notable is the ability to travel long distances very quickly.

Other powers include metal-muscles. For instance when a skinny little puerto rican fucktard starts crying because you've slowed way below the speed limit to punish him for his tailgating, he can yell "I'll fuck you up mother fucker and slam his dashboard" without actually getting his teeth punched in.
Girl: "oh, you have a nice car"
Guy: "oh, you noticed, I'm flattered..."
by spleen2006 May 13, 2006
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you must have this and money in order to attract females.
Bob: you get any a** lately?
Mike: F**k yeah, ever since I got a job and a new car the b**tches are lining up.
B**tch: Hey nice car!
Mike: Back of the line Ho wait your turn.
by Mike718 April 10, 2008
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