you know when you ride car

LOOK AT THIS DUDE WHY IS HE LOOKING UP WHAT IS A CAR

A car can drive you anywhere. Since people cannot drink too much alcohol before driving, it can also be a good excuse to rest a bit at someone else's place after having a few drinks, in order to get laid.
The car itself can be a last resort option to get laid if nobody has its own place to sleep.

2-ton steel carriages powered by explosions, made out of dinosaurs which are used for transportation

Men's best companion. Often referred as "My wife".

A people shell with four wheels.

People wear these devices to give themselves super human powers, and other desirable attributes. Most notable is the ability to travel long distances very quickly.

Other powers include metal-muscles. For instance when a skinny little puerto rican fucktard starts crying because you've slowed way below the speed limit to punish him for his tailgating, he can yell "I'll fuck you up mother fucker and slam his dashboard" without actually getting his teeth punched in.

you must have this and money in order to attract females.