wife

1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.

by FrankC March 16, 2004

wife

extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend

"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."

by GarytheSnailLovestoMeow June 4, 2009

wife

The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever.

(Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)

I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.

by zach0301 July 8, 2010

wife

A prostitute with a life-long contract to a single client.

Winnie was Adolph's wife.

by Killing Kittens March 6, 2005

wife

A woman that a man is married to.

Don't pork her; She's my wife!

by |darc| December 8, 2002

wife

The reason I drink so much.

My wife likes to nag.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

wife

baby, source of happiness

baby, you make me happy. you're my wife.

by fishlovecat November 2, 2009