wankadoodledoo 

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.

Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"

wankadoodledoo by Finesilver January 12, 2005

Wakadoodledoo 

Wakadoodledoo means what the heck is going on here and I feel like you are going to hurt or mess up whatever you are doi

Teacher- can you please put the vase carefully on top of the table.
Pupil- wakadoodledoo

Wakadoodledoo by IKEA is great December 27, 2020

Wankadoodledo

When something is very cold

Dang this ice cream is wankadoodledo

Wankadoodledo by NozDon August 3, 2021

Wankydoodledo 

Waking up alone in the morning after a heavy night out, surrounded by remnants of chicken nuggets. You suddenly feel horny and hungry and proclaim this to all the neighbours through open windows.

Bloody hell the next door neighbour turned up hammered last night. I saw them arrive with a massive bag of chicken nuggies. He must have passed out and woken up horny, with the nuggets stuck to his face. I heard several “wankydoodledo’s” at 6am.

Wankydoodledo by Flabberwasgasted January 19, 2025