amber nectar

The phenomenon of ejaculate possessing an orange hue. This is usually caused by over consumption of orange juice.
HUSBAND:"My god, the spunk in your mouth is orange, it looks like an aurora beauralios!" WIFE: "Nothing to get excited about dear, hack, cough,you, gurgle just have amber nectar from drinking all that Tropicana"
by Finesilver January 12, 2005
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Li Ping Fuk

An acrobatic shagging partner from China
Lucy Lou Shou Qi Various Chinese Kung Fu bitches
by Finesilver January 12, 2005
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Spunk

A salty ejaculate which is devoured by "thirsty bitches" Said to be of similar taste to Roqufort blue cheese, spunk is the favourite beverage of many pornstars. Amusingly used by Australian "Sheilas" to describe an attractive man "he's a spunk", spunk is a calorie and protein dense nutritious food, which is commonly consumed by young Japanese women.
To spunk, Spunked, Spunking, Spunked up, Spunked all over, Spunked in her mouth Nasty spunk-filled whore
by Finesilver January 10, 2005
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fucktabulous

A descriptive word ascribing to a shag of the highest echelon. It is an expression of post-coital delight of the equal of shagging a celebrity. It can also be interchanged for the word stupendous when used to describe other acts/objects
"That was fucktabulous darling, just like shagging Beyonce" "What a fucktabulous bong, I am well and truly fucked" "That was a fucktabulous film, I particularly liked the part where she smoked a cigar whilst inserting a wine bottle in her rectum"
by Finesilver January 12, 2005
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wankathon

An endurance wanking event, where by the wankee must complete 260,000 strokes strokes in the fastest time possible. It is a real achievemnt to finish a wankathon, as drop outs are common. Compettors suffer from friction related burns and penile chaff. It is important that you time your finish and that you don't run out of juice before the end. So, what is the take home message? Well it's not the cumming first, its the taking shaking of you part that counts.
The London Wankathon The New York Wankathon The Olympic Wankathon
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
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animal abuse

What the scientists in this study did to "female Syrian hamsters" - not made up, genuine study!
Physiol Behav. 2005 Jan 31;84(1):135-9. Epub 2004 Nov 19. Related Articles, Links The role of vaginal stimulation for the acquisition of conditioned place preference in female Syrian hamsters. Kohlert JG, Olexa N. Program in Neuroscience, King's College, Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711, United States. This study investigated the importance of vaginal stimulation on conditioned place preference by sexual behavior in female Syrian hamsters. Hormonally primed female hamsters given vaginal masks and topical lidocaine prior to conditioning sessions were no different in their place preference conditioning compared to female controls with no vaginal mask or lidocaine. Control females not provided a sexually active male did not show any preference for either compartment of the conditioning apparatus. These results suggest that stimuli, in addition to vaginal stimulation, are effective in producing a place preference during the mating experience in female hamsters. PMID: 15642616 PubMed - in process
by Finesilver January 20, 2005
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exocircumcision

A procedure which entails the removal of the forskin from a penis, in order to exorcise a demon from a possesed man.
With this holy cut, begone foul demon, deliver this hemet from Satan!
by Finesilver January 24, 2005
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