Wankadox

Building your muscles makes them larger. Still, years of aggressive masturbation doesn't make your penis grow any bigger. That's a sexual paradox.

Jill: Tom left me the same day as I got my boob job!
Robert: Ah, now THAT's a wankadox. Can I feel them, please?

by Uschi K. Lee October 18, 2009

wankadoodledoo

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.

Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"

by Finesilver January 12, 2005

Wankadog

A person who wanks dogs for pleasure. This may be either to benefit the canine or the wankee. This is a mutually beneficial arrangement as both parties get relief or enjoyment.

This word has no known entomological basis. Rather an amalgam of Wank and Dog. Much ingenuity and wit brought the two otherwise unrelated words together to create a doubly Whammy insult.

Beware that this word is know to cause considerable Offense. Do not use lightly, there is no reining in its terrible power upon its utterance.
It may just be best never to use this word again!!!! Ever!!!!!

Little miss Ging wanks the dogs, she is such a wankadog.

Mr Y frequently provides fellatio to his German Shepherd says Ms X. I think he is one of those wankadogs.

I won't let my children near no wankadog, they're riddled with flees and ticks.

Some countries do not allow the wanking of dogs. But the Wankadog Lobbyist group at Westminster are trying to legalize wanking dogs. Equal Rights for all!!!

by Faggotry In Motion June 6, 2009

wankador

Similar to a conquistador, but goes to countries just to wank in them.

"I have claimed this land in the name of Al Gore," said Al Gore, an accomplished wankador. "How did you claim it?", asked his wife. He chuckled and looked away.

by Patience Knopf February 10, 2010

Wankadog

Lowest of the low, someone who would stoop so low as to wank dogs

He stole the money from the charity bin, what a wankadog

by Rubywoo09 March 9, 2018

Wankadoodle

Any teenagers dog

Oi seen jake’s new wankadoodle, real penguins innit.

by Wankatron69420 August 29, 2018

Wankadonk

A term used to define only the smartest funniest and most handsome individuals. This name is usually assigned randomly and is a great honor. The people in a “wankadonk’s” life are usually jealous of how awesome they are. They normally also have gargantuan biceps and great hair

Wow paul is such a wankadonk he’s the coolest guy I know!

by Reputablesourceofinformation July 12, 2021