Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami

Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Hunting the deer
I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation
by Big baller 2000 November 13, 2015
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We're a male or a female pleasures them self's in a sex like motion
by Glittergal_197 October 7, 2017
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The art of making your peepee bigger by stroking it
Mom I won compitition for my nice masterbation
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1. Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.

2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.
"Today was a great day, I won the spelling bee then i Masterbated."

"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"

"Feels Good man."
by KooKid October 23, 2009
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When you put your penis between boobies
Brandon felt amazing when he first had the joy of Masterbation
by B Moss September 19, 2007
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how dumb people spell "masturbate"
i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!
by meh July 1, 2003
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