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Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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Taken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
by Pdough May 15, 2006
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Something that's impossible to find because everyone wants to only hire experienced people even though you can't get experience if no one will hire you, and they're too damned lazy to train you.
by loser September 27, 2004
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being paid to care for shit you do not actually care about
when are you gonna resign from your job?
by mademoisellevanta March 20, 2015
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A now extinct form of making other people wealthy. b. Industrial Revolution d. 2008.

Times have changed and now entire countries are being bankrupted for this purpose.
Have you got a job yet?

*sounds of scorn, mockery and derision*
by HR_Advisory January 03, 2012
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1. a job, career, occupation

2. backronym for "Jail Outside Bars," the idea being that having to perform alienated labor is as oppressive, in its own way, as being in prison. One is in a kind of "jail," even though one is "outside" of any physical "bars" that would force you to stay there.
dude1: Why weren't you at the party last night? It was crazy!

dude2 sadly: I was stuck in the J.O.B..
by Mr. Trousers November 02, 2012
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A futile effort for financial independence, social acceptance and personal happiness.
My job allows me to pay endless bills, envy my friends and witness my family fall apart
by boule de feu November 24, 2004
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