Jun 5 Word of the Day
portraying police in a positive or helpful light, when in reality they are the violent fascist tools of an authoritarian military state
β€œThat show is all copaganda. No such thing as a good cop.”
by venediction May 27, 2020
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Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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Something that's impossible to find because everyone wants to only hire experienced people even though you can't get experience if no one will hire you, and they're too damned lazy to train you.
by loser September 27, 2004
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1. a job, career, occupation

2. backronym for "Jail Outside Bars," the idea being that having to perform alienated labor is as oppressive, in its own way, as being in prison. One is in a kind of "jail," even though one is "outside" of any physical "bars" that would force you to stay there.
dude1: Why weren't you at the party last night? It was crazy!

dude2 sadly: I was stuck in the J.O.B..
by Mr. Trousers November 02, 2012
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A now extinct form of making other people wealthy. b. Industrial Revolution d. 2008.

Times have changed and now entire countries are being bankrupted for this purpose.
Have you got a job yet?

*sounds of scorn, mockery and derision*
by HR_Advisory January 03, 2012
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A futile effort for financial independence, social acceptance and personal happiness.
My job allows me to pay endless bills, envy my friends and witness my family fall apart
by boule de feu November 24, 2004
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