Wankatorium

Similar in utility to a Crematorium or Sanitarium, a Wankatorium is place where people go to pleasure themselves. They are commonly focal points for communities that engage in group masturbation. Well known establishments include the Peniston Wankatorium which hosts the annual Wankathon and the Fist of Fury competition. It is also popular for its group discounts on 10 wankers or more and it's COGOF offers (crack one, get one free).

I'm going the Wankatorium with my friends so we can engage in some flaccid chit chat

by DickyDoesDallas October 9, 2022

Wankatorium

An usually plush and technicality advanced facility constructed with sole purpose of Masterbation !

65inch TV, 4 PC's, chipped up broadband, disco ball, beer fridge, futon, garage calendars, 100+ terrabytes, and 12 bog rolls .......now that's a Wankatorium!

by Lewcou September 2, 2018

Wankertorium

When more then one person of a special character or group of people that have an extremely high self esteem of themselves, congregate either in public or private place. Freequently at these gatherings and at these scenes the members of the group stroke their cocks rapidly and aggressively whilst discussing and delivering their material and or message. In this scenario it could be classified as a wankertorium.

Whilst at the wankertorium Keith's dick was red roar from all the cock stroking .

by PS69 March 15, 2015

whackatorium

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a whackatorium is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: jack shack

God, we've only been here a week and Gale's already built himself a whackatorium!

by Barchack April 13, 2008

wangatorium

When at a certain place or event the male to female ratio does not favor heterosexual men.
A area that has many men and few females.
Also see: sausagefest

Guy 1: Dude, where the hell are the girls?! This party sucks!
Guy 2: I know! It's a total wangatorium.

by Vianegativa85 December 9, 2008

Wankarium

n.
A box room containing a chair, a computer and a sock drawer.

Stuck for things to do one day, Jeff made good use of his Wankarium.

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

Wankorium

The room of the house for perusal of internet nastiness (preferably with a locking door) where one may "release some swimmers"

Whilst Charles referred to it as his office his Selena knew it as the wankorium.

by Chatsworth Red July 27, 2012