129 definitions by Wizards Sleeve
Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.
Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 4, 2007
Having a woman sitting on your face. A woman with a very large hairy bush. And if she is a red-head, it is a perfect fox hat.
by Wizards Sleeve March 4, 2007
Dude 1: "I just watched 'Bukkake Cum Sluts Vol. 6' - man, I ain't seen so much fuck custard ever!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 16, 2007
Dude 1: "Hey! Still single, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm makin' do with easy ride 'til something good comes along!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm makin' do with easy ride 'til something good comes along!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 26, 2007
Where a vagina's lips shut so rapidly that they make a clapping noise. Suggestive that they are big flappy flaps and that a large penis has been withdrawn at some huge speed.
A kind of vaginal sonic boom. You need damn big flaps to make a full fanny clap.
A kind of vaginal sonic boom. You need damn big flaps to make a full fanny clap.
<CLAP!>
Dude: "What da fuck was that, woman!?"
Chick: "Damn muthafucka! You took you damn dick out too fast for me, that was my fanny clap Nigga!"
Dude: "What da fuck was that, woman!?"
Chick: "Damn muthafucka! You took you damn dick out too fast for me, that was my fanny clap Nigga!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 28, 2007
What one says when one is describing a miserable friend or partner. One of those people who just saps life away from you.
They are infectiously depressing.
They are infectiously depressing.
Dude 1: "Dawg, you look so glum. You still going out with that miserable beatch?"
Dude 2: "Yes ... pass the Prozac."
Dude 2: "Yes ... pass the Prozac."
by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006
When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.
Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2007