Wankadoodle

Any teenagers dog

Oi seen jake’s new wankadoodle, real penguins innit.

by Wankatron69420 August 29, 2018

wackadoodle

An eccentric, ditsy, arcane, funny, person. Is generally a goodnatured and sympathetic person. Not to be confused with a "wackjob," who can be nasty,or violent.

Aunt Rosemary's fondness for multiple cats, Minnie Pearl hats, and alien abductions was never a source of shame for Fred, but rather a source of pride. He thought it surely must qualify her for the mythical "Wackadoodle Hall of Fame."

by GRocco January 6, 2009

wankadoodledoo

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.

Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"

by Finesilver January 12, 2005

wanganoodle

A part of a tie that sticks out of your jumper
or a goofy name for a python

Guy 1: I can see you're deeply observing my wanganoodle
Guy 2: Zoo wee mama

by BigTosha July 30, 2023

whackadoodle johnson

An activity with undetermined goals.

Those poor bastards got tricked into playing three hours of whackadoodle johnson.

by Cap'n Joe D September 26, 2006

wankidoodle

The process of Getting nude and waving your junk (i.e cock'n balls)at on coming traffic in a counter clock wise motion.

"I was stuck in traffic this morning because John was wankidoodleing again."

by Kevin lev. December 18, 2007

Wankdoodle

The esoteric and sexual art of being drawn on in one's semen.

"That's a nice wankdoodle of a pony, you have there."
"I would like to give you a wankdoodle."

by 6446 October 18, 2011