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A shower is a guy with a big dick that stays about the same size when it's soft as it is when he's got a hard-on.
I'm a shower, which a lot of the other cadets like!
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by USAF Cadet January 03, 2021
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Jan 24 Word of the Day
1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
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by ecogoth January 01, 2021
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The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.
My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.
by RAINFALL September 28, 2012
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Also known as a Locker Room Cock (LRC)), a show-er is a penis that remains large and especially long when it isn't hard, the opposite of which is a grow-er, which shrinks to a much smaller size when sportin a softy.

A show-er is often the envy of the locker room and nude beach.
Jason: Damn, did you see that? That guy in the showers--his dick was huge!
Jack: Whatever. He's probably just a show-er.
by Jackson 5 August 31, 2006
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Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house
i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on
by get the fuck out of my grill February 24, 2005
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A great place to jerk off when your a teenager and have little privacy.
Man i have a throbbing erection and i really need somewhere to explode my load! Hmmmm the house if full of people....

"I'm taking a shower!"

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by Callum69 May 11, 2009
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