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wankadoodledoo 

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.
Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"
wankadoodledoo by Finesilver January 12, 2005

Wakadoodledoo 

Wakadoodledoo means what the heck is going on here and I feel like you are going to hurt or mess up whatever you are doi
Teacher- can you please put the vase carefully on top of the table.
Pupil- wakadoodledoo
Wakadoodledoo by IKEA is great December 27, 2020

wackadoodled

When you are very very high
I am wackadoodled man
wackadoodled by Wackadoodled June 26, 2017

Wankydoodledo 

Waking up alone in the morning after a heavy night out, surrounded by remnants of chicken nuggets. You suddenly feel horny and hungry and proclaim this to all the neighbours through open windows.
Bloody hell the next door neighbour turned up hammered last night. I saw them arrive with a massive bag of chicken nuggies. He must have passed out and woken up horny, with the nuggets stuck to his face. I heard several “wankydoodledo’s” at 6am.
Wankydoodledo by Flabberwasgasted January 19, 2025

Wankadoodle 

Oi seen jake’s new wankadoodle, real penguins innit.
Wankadoodle by Wankatron69420 August 29, 2018
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026