children

the walking and breathing ad for safe sex

i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children

by RJ aka Rolla Stout January 5, 2009

children

Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a condom, fucktard!"

children

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010

children

The worst of all STDs, any man and woman can cause this, whether or not one is already suffering. They never leave you until death.

Children: the worst STD.

by Ezlo July 27, 2008

children

slaves you dont have to pay

telling my children to clean the kitchen.

by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020

children

The most stupid being on Earth.
Screams, farts, screams, cries, farts, vomits, farts.
They don't care about anyone.
Almost every child is spoiled.

~Children are so dumb..
~I know, right?
~Yeah..

by Dogaahs June 7, 2016

children

depression to one, suicide to the other

jack: Mich died from his children last night

Mich ( as a ghost): you finna die baby

by Mr.somespaghetti December 10, 2019

children

little helions that cause you nothing but problems as in death and diabetes one good thing that comes out of children is a possible meal

child rape sksksks being defined as small children is a issue

by child eater October 13, 2019