diyet

A combination of DIY and diet.

To spend all possible spare time fixing, rebuilding, or repairing everything such that your hands are always to dirty to eat with.

To spend all possible spare time fixing, rebuilding, or repairing everything such that you have no time to eat, become mentally unstable and start creating useless Urban Dictionary definitions.

Look at his hands, he must be on a diyet.

This diyet is killing me, but my girlfriend appreciates her new transmission.

Im running out of things for my diyet so I am going to install a fireplace tomorrow then change the kitchen cabinets this weekend.

diyet by willyman82 February 10, 2010

The Smith Zhou Diet 

A diet that involves putting on weight, but at a lower rate than if they didn’t follow the diet and ate whatever they liked. Followers of the Smith Zhou diet eat whatever they like but make each meal slightly healthier than it could be. For example French fries without ketchup, cake without icing, or 23 donuts instead of 24. When followers of the diet put on weight they have excuses such as water retention or faulty scales. This diet requires little discipline and can be followed by anyone who is delusional enough to think it might work.

I’m on the Smith Zhou diet and I’ve not lost any weight, I don’t understand! It must be water retention.

The Smith Zhou Diet by amme c February 12, 2020

Diet-inspired diabetes 

When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"

This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)

Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.

One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.

Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!

Diet-inspired diabetes by Mandi Harmony September 9, 2016

New Year's diet 

A diet that one begins after New Year's Day. A person can either go on a New Year's diet as part of a New Year's resolution to eat healthier and/or lose weight, or simply for the purpose of losing a few holiday pounds. New Year's diets generally work best when combined with frequent, intense exercise.

I've probably gained five to ten pounds since Thanksgiving, so tomorrrow I'll be starting my New Year's diet. That means zero meat until February, as little junk food as possible, and medium-sized portions only. I also plan on hitting the gym at least three times a week.

New Year's diet by Daedalus Suburbanus January 1, 2014

The DIYer 

The DIYer is an article written by Artie Wallace and published weekly in The Rockaway Times as well as in the North Shore Local.

TDS DIYer is another weekly article written by Artie Wallace for website called The Dollar Stretcher.com

The DIYer is also the name of the book written by Artie Wallace and published through LuLu.com
Book title; The DIYer by Artie Wallace

You can find out more about The DIYer and Artie Wallace at TheDIYerbyArtieWallace.com

On April 29th of 2017, Artie Wallace took The DIYer to the next step by creating a free DIYer class in Rockaway Beach, NY to teach people from the local community. His classes are recorded and aired on his Web TV Channel which can be found at TheDIYerbyArtieWallace.info

Artie Wallace's background includes over 30 years in the Home Improvement Field, his work was featured in a show called Hidden Money Makeover (in which he appeared briefly) which aired on The TLC Channel, his book (The DIYer by Artie Wallace) and over 2 years of writing DIYer articles.

The DIYer was inspired by Artie Wallace's desire to give back to the community in which he works and lives. As The DIYer grew within the local community, the inspiration grew to where through his book, classes and Web TV Channel, he hopes o help and inspire others throughout the country.

The DIYer created this himself.
The DIYer updated her bathroom herself.

The DIYer by The DIYer by Artie Wallace April 20, 2017

diet riot

when the lines at weight watchers are backed up and everyone starts to get angry. Also the secret of ONKA.

"C'mon already!! I want to get out of here so I can eat this box of 2 point bars I just bought!! Let's diet riot and start being obnoxious !"

diet riot by Absolom24 January 1, 2014

Dietary Viber 

A dietary viber is someone who feeds of off some else's vibes.

Steve: Man, Cool Joe is so rad! Look at all of those dudes taking in his dietary viber.
Mark: Steve, how could you not take in his vibe?

Dietary Viber by PWS27 April 27, 2017