by Absolom24 October 14, 2013
Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.
"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"
by Absolom24 December 31, 2013
by Absolom24 June 19, 2016
when the lines at weight watchers are backed up and everyone starts to get angry. Also the secret of ONKA.
"C'mon already!! I want to get out of here so I can eat this box of 2 point bars I just bought!! Let's diet riot and start being obnoxious !"
by Absolom24 January 01, 2014