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Definitions by Absolom24

Urban Dickhead 

any moderator at urban dictionary that won't approve your entry
That Urban Dickhead cockblocked my entry, yo.
Urban Dickhead by Absolom24 June 18, 2016
when the lines at weight watchers are backed up and everyone starts to get angry. Also the secret of ONKA.
"C'mon already!! I want to get out of here so I can eat this box of 2 point bars I just bought!! Let's diet riot and start being obnoxious !"
diet riot by Absolom24 January 1, 2014

fartscratcher 

Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.
"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"
fartscratcher by Absolom24 December 31, 2013

porkslut 

whore, ugly pig who has no self respect
never touch a dirty porkslut. shit'll ruin yo rep
porkslut by Absolom24 October 14, 2013