Absolom24's definitions

diet riot

when the lines at weight watchers are backed up and everyone starts to get angry. Also the secret of ONKA.

"C'mon already!! I want to get out of here so I can eat this box of 2 point bars I just bought!! Let's diet riot and start being obnoxious !"

by Absolom24 January 1, 2014

fartscratcher

Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.

"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"

by Absolom24 December 31, 2013

Urban Dickhead

any moderator at urban dictionary that won't approve your entry

That Urban Dickhead cockblocked my entry, yo.

by Absolom24 June 18, 2016

porkslut

whore, ugly pig who has no self respect

never touch a dirty porkslut. shit'll ruin yo rep

by Absolom24 October 14, 2013