everclear

195-proof grain alcohol that can run your fucking car with. seriously. very economical in the creation of mixed drinks, as everclear contains about 250% of the alcohol in most other hard liquors, and has no taste besides that of alcohol. Also, one can spit it into a flame and, quite literally, breathe fire. Taking a straight shot of everclear is like swallowing oven cleaner, and has approximately the same effect on the liver.
My roommate drank ten straight shots of everclear last night, and now he's not waking up

He's dead, you dumb fuck
by CO1115 December 22, 2006
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Alcholic drink that killed my brother Jo-Jo.
Noooooo! Jo-Jo!!!!!!
by Eric January 07, 2005
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A drink that is 95% ABV (190 proof)
Common side effects include but are not limited to: loss of balance, stuttering, slurred speech, unfocused sight, violently low judgement, high heart rate, tripping, paranoia, and death.
Eddy: Dude! Last night after you passed out you got up, undid your pants, attacked everyone in the room, sat on Jerit's head, and beat Travis! We had to hold you down and put you back on the couch!

Me: Really? I don't remember any of that shit! And when I passed out you, Jerit, and Damien were gone!

Travis: Dude, we're serious. And you wouldn't talk you just grunted.

Kaleb: Holy shit. Last time I drink Everclear. O_O
by Kakezorz January 02, 2009
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Me: What the hell did I do last night?

Friend: You had a cup of straight everclear and you had your pants down on your waist, we could see your ass, you destroyed our toilet, and we had to hold you up while you walked so you wouldn't fall down!

Me: Damn.
by dudeinthe512 December 28, 2009
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190 proof alcohol. It is illegal in most states for a reason. do not take it lightly. Once you blackout from it and continue to drink w/o knowing will cause serious harm...
14 shots of everclear and my friend decided it would be funny to hold a .40 cal to my head. It resulted in puking all night, all next day and a body shakes like never before. we drank 1/2 of a handle between the 2 of us. Definitely do not advise drinking this!!!!
by bad idea December 12, 2009
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1. a strong alcoholic drink
2. the greatest band ever from Portland OR, Art Alexakis - guit, voc, Craig Montoya - voc, bass, Greg Eklund - voc, drums
1. Bartender: may I help you sir?
A drunk guy: yea, gimme an everclear, bitch
2. Fuck man, Everclear kick ass don't they?
Anal Cunt - You went to see Dishwalla and Everclear (you're gay).mp3
by mirko April 01, 2003
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Just the greatest fucking band. Yea.
Inspiration.
Isn't it great when Alcohol starts singing to ya(yes.lame ass pun.)
Yea. Everclear does kickass.
Man. Everytime I listen to Everclear I feel all inspired.
Um yea. DRINK ME!
by Xondria. yea. April 28, 2004
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