Jack, "Would you consider me a celebrity?"
Frank, "Go buy me a soda."
Jack, "Think I've got a million dollars or something?"
Frank, "Then no."
Frank, "Go buy me a soda."
Jack, "Think I've got a million dollars or something?"
Frank, "Then no."
by Lord Razzola February 18, 2008
Could be considered to be a concept or perhaps an illness or condition.
It is important to distinguish between someone who is just famous and someone who is a celebrity however, the two are not mutually exclusive. Someone who is famous is merely well-known whereas a celebrity is someone who engages in celebrity behaviour, for example, appearing in “Celebrity” magazines such as OK and Hello in pictures designed to show how fabulously wealthy/good looking they are; appearing in magazines under such articles titles as “How I lost 50 pounds in 4 days!” or “How I overcame some kind of heartbreak!” like any evolved, thinking person gives a shit. For Christ’s sake, how insecure are these people.
Celebrities are confused. They have lost sight of what important in life i.e. spiritual fulfilment and well being of all people, and now cling to their own celebrity status as though it is that which keeps them alive. It has become the sickly sweet teat from which they must be constantly nourished in order to feel like a functioning member of society whereas in fact they are a plague on the society they crave acceptance from or a feeling of belonging to. We would all be better off if they just went away.
Theirs is indeed a cruel fate: their status suggests to them importance and acceptance yet they are simply one of too many soulless ciphers existing in some kind of sub-human circle of self-perpetuating self-promotion.
It is important to distinguish between someone who is just famous and someone who is a celebrity however, the two are not mutually exclusive. Someone who is famous is merely well-known whereas a celebrity is someone who engages in celebrity behaviour, for example, appearing in “Celebrity” magazines such as OK and Hello in pictures designed to show how fabulously wealthy/good looking they are; appearing in magazines under such articles titles as “How I lost 50 pounds in 4 days!” or “How I overcame some kind of heartbreak!” like any evolved, thinking person gives a shit. For Christ’s sake, how insecure are these people.
Celebrities are confused. They have lost sight of what important in life i.e. spiritual fulfilment and well being of all people, and now cling to their own celebrity status as though it is that which keeps them alive. It has become the sickly sweet teat from which they must be constantly nourished in order to feel like a functioning member of society whereas in fact they are a plague on the society they crave acceptance from or a feeling of belonging to. We would all be better off if they just went away.
Theirs is indeed a cruel fate: their status suggests to them importance and acceptance yet they are simply one of too many soulless ciphers existing in some kind of sub-human circle of self-perpetuating self-promotion.
Posh Spice: a celebrity so helplessly self-absorbed that her own promotion is all she has left.
J-Lo: The one human being in the world upon which I would gladly wish death.
To name but two from an endless list consisting of unmitigated sewage constantly poluting our precious, precious world with their own bile.
J-Lo: The one human being in the world upon which I would gladly wish death.
To name but two from an endless list consisting of unmitigated sewage constantly poluting our precious, precious world with their own bile.
by MPCmonkey February 09, 2006
In a sense I agree with all of the definitions here. However, a distiction must be drawn between celebrities and actors/musicians. Actors/musicians work relatively hard to become succesful in there chosen profession, and despite all the contests that provides lazy TV execs with reality TV, very few actors/musicians make it big. A celebrity on the other hand is somewhat opposite, i.e. they are famous without trying very hard to earn fame.
Actor - Johnny Depp
Musician - Dave Ghrol (Please forgive me if i've misspelled his name)
Celebrity - Paris Hilton
Case closed
Musician - Dave Ghrol (Please forgive me if i've misspelled his name)
Celebrity - Paris Hilton
Case closed
by A L Harvey December 02, 2005
1. A person who goes on "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here", but is not in the slightest bit famous.
2. A person who is payed a disproportionately large ammount of money, but does a disproportionately small ammount of work. (Note that some jobs, fall under this catagory but are not celebrity)
2. A person who is payed a disproportionately large ammount of money, but does a disproportionately small ammount of work. (Note that some jobs, fall under this catagory but are not celebrity)
1. Tara Palmer Thompkinson (or is it Palmer Thompkinson Tara)
2. Micheal Owen, Busted. (George Bush)
2. Micheal Owen, Busted. (George Bush)
by Ben Davidson December 05, 2004
by LoveStruck69 April 29, 2011
A celebrity is someone who is popular and is usually in entertainment industry. Celebrity can also be used for people in other fields like scientists, doctors, fashion designers, writers who are usually at the top of their field and like to give interviews to the media and usually have a relatively strong social presence compared to other top people in their field. Celebrities usually have a dedicated fan base.
1. Johnny Depp is a celebrity.
2. Stephen Hawking is a celebrity scientist.
3. John Grisham is a celebrity author.
4. Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black are celebrities.(unfortunately)
2. Stephen Hawking is a celebrity scientist.
3. John Grisham is a celebrity author.
4. Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black are celebrities.(unfortunately)
by notacelebrityyyyyyy July 10, 2011
Someone who is shown on TV often, is shown in the magazines you see while waiting in lines in grocery stores, or discussed by middle and high school preppies. These people are solely for making money for people who exploit them. 99% of them do not do anything impressing or good at all, they either do something effortless (like bad acting) or something horrible (like computerized singing) I mean AT ALL. Don't believe me? Check out the list
Britney Spears, Zac Efron, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudges, 50 cent, Nelly, nor any other celebrity do anything great, but are discussed by the media consistently
by Critical Acclaim October 27, 2008