Sanny Claus

Essentially a reverse burglar. He comes into your house and gives you presents, especially if you leave him cookies and beer and a carton of Pall Mall Lights.

You be good now, or else Sanny Claus'll put coal in your stocking.

by EugeneJohnson42000 December 06, 2023

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024